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alex. 20. californian. faberry is my main otp. dianna agron and tatiana maslany are absolutely amazing. i intend to study film at nyu and it'll be awesome, if all goes according to plan.


formerly actualcanniballucyfabray

inbetweenfictionandreality:

"I waited too long to read the sequel, and now I can’t even remember the characters."

                                                                                            A novel by me

1 week ago on August 21st | J | 83,070 notes

simonsgrandpasweaters:

THE MOST

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HEARTBREAKINGLY AWESOME

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LOVE STORY

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IN THE FUCKING HISTORY OF SUBPLOTS IN MOVIES

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LIKE SAM GOT SHOT RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER…

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THEY EVEN KILLED “MARY LOU” THE DONKEY FOR FUCK’S SAKE

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SO KATE BECAME THE BADASS “KISSING KATE BARLOW”

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AND THEN SHE FUCKING DIED AFTER CURSING AN ENTIRE FAMILY FOR ETERNITY

Kissing Kate Barlow and Sam the Onion Man need their own movie.

1 week ago on August 21st | J | 85,519 notes
my dash was rude and did a thing

my dash was rude and did a thing

1 week ago on August 21st | J | 21 notes

yeah-ditto-obvs:

literally all i want is to fall asleep on someone

that’s it

that’s all

i’m very tired and i want to lay my head on someone’s stomach and have them run their fingers through my hair and sleep

1 week ago on August 21st | J | 309,825 notes
madmadsmadly:

eziocauthon89:

If you say you didn’t read this in his accent, you’re a liar

"his accent" if you didnt read it in the exact same goddamn voice and tone and think of the way his head turned you’re a goddamn disgrace

madmadsmadly:

eziocauthon89:

If you say you didn’t read this in his accent, you’re a liar

"his accent" if you didnt read it in the exact same goddamn voice and tone and think of the way his head turned you’re a goddamn disgrace

1 week ago on August 21st | J | 157,755 notes

schuckthetruckup:

ringokotomi:

Do authors cry when they kill the best character or do they smile, laugh and have a cup of tea with satan

the difference between jk rowling and george rr martin 

1 week ago on August 21st | J | 42,059 notes

americachavez:

to all the young babies who follow me:

hello you precious angels listen to your wise old fandom grandma and don’t ask celebrities about your otp or fanfiction or fandom in general trust me babies when you are a few years older you will not regret heeding my words and will thank me for averting that massive amount of embarrassment

1 week ago on August 21st | J | 26,613 notes
plays

troyleristhoulife:

berrykillings:

Remember when Nickelodeon had a song about sexual harassment

Never forget

1 week ago on August 21st | J | 77,802 notes

asmilinggoddess:

asmilinggoddess:

"failed" panoramas will forever be amusing to me

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buttlass:

nikocutie:

mermaidchan05:

Best. Line. 

IT TOOK ME 18 YEARS OF LIFE BUT I FINALLY UNDERSTAND. HE IS KING OF ALL THE LIGHT TOUCHES! OH MY GOSH WHY HAS IT TAKEN ME THIS LONG

but that’s. that’s not the point of the line. it’s literally just “it’s early and i’m sleeping u deal with the kid”

1 week ago on August 21st | J | 414,215 notes

j6q:

I have been waiting for the day this showed up on Tumblr.

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lilmissssunshine:

 

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souljagirl617:

I don’t go thru ppls pictures on their phone cause I wasn’t raised in the jungle

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prokopetz:

This is the one time of year that I love wasps.
Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.
Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.
The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.
I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.
The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.
So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.
Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.
Fucking wasps.

prokopetz:

This is the one time of year that I love wasps.

Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.

Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.

The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.

I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.

The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.

So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.

Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.

Fucking wasps.

1 week ago on August 21st | J | 74,180 notes